Pretty simple, once you understand it. Everyone who posts here makes a wish, and then the next person grants it but describes some anti-climactic or evil way it backfires, then makes a wish of their own. For example:

John:

I wish I had all the Harry Potter books!

Paul:

Granted, but they all catch on fire that night because you left them by the stove! I wish my computer was faster.

Bill: Granted, but it's now so fast that it drains the electricity in a mile-wide radius, and you can't power it up! I wish for a Dr. Pepper.


And so on. It gets pretty fun, just don't take anything personal ^_- Okay, I'll start with....I wish I had some pizza right now. ^_^

Granted, hope you like spinach and jalapeno that's three days old.

I wish the Republicans would all go away.


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(hee hee, I can't help myself on this one)

Granted, but then SNL, late night talk shows and everyone else in the world find themselves with no one to make fun of and the great depression is given a new meaning. I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

Granted, unfortunately the trade-off is to be sugar and sweeteners intollerant.



I wish I was rich.


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Granted, but then the government taxes you so hard you basically have to give all your money away.

I wish I could shoot lightning from my fingertips without hurting myself ^_-

Granted. You will be able to shoot lightning from your fingertips once per day, at exactly 11:11 am, for 11 seconds. Unfortunately, we have no idea what time zone that is in, but assume it is on this planet.


I wish Sirius Black would show up on my doorstep.




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Granted. But He will attack you and anyone close to you and then comes after you every full moon.



I wish my friend Abbie could be with my sister forever.

Granted, but they are both frozen in a block of ice ;p

I wish this headache would ease up some.

Granted, but then by some freak phenomenon, a herd of elephants trample both feet and they will remain useless for the rest of your life..

I wish it was April 22nd.

Granted. You wake up and it's April 22nd, 11:59 P.M. You slept through the whole day ;p

I wish my laundry would do itself ;p

Granted, but you now have no where to walk or sit or sleep. The laundry has washed, dried, and folded itself up, but unfortunately, you were away from home and wasn't able to put it away, leading to the laundry being everywhere and dirty again.

I wish I could have a good night's sleep.

Granted, but you're so surprised you don't sleep again for a week ^_-

I wish I was feeling better

Granted, but in feeling better, you overdo and relapse and end up twice as sick.

I wish my hair would dry faster after I wash it.

Granted. Your hair now catches fire every time it gets wet ;p

I wish I could win a game of chess in three moves ;p

Granted...Unfortunately, it will only be able to occurr on February 29th, 2072, however.


I wish I had a nice greenhouse for my plants.




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